I TOLD YOU MAN I TOLD YOU ABOUT PHYSICS

First of all, im surprised some people didnt know about the hsc online thing, i suppose its good for english or whatevs.

that in2physics textbook scan however is still quite helpful

ishraq also seems to recommend the newer excel hsc physics book,
turns out they actually brought out one for the new syllabus and like in2physics,
its just following dot points

of course in2physics is mr pitts recommendation one time i asked him so who knows.

actually, like, after physics, or any subject, dont be afraid to just ask your teacher questions that youd test your friend on or something cause they are seriously good at it no joke

the hsconline website only provides so much information

but seriously the school resources are the best. i dont even think i need a textbook or anything.

oh god why do people make notes seriously understanding is the equivalent of remembering something like an incomprehensible amount of times,
because if you understood something and it went through your brain properly, then if youre given a question, everything comes flooding back.

that gamble fish pic about the right hand palm rule, pure genius.

well ok whatever time for some stuff off the top of my head

who gives if a shit if you cbf reading this because you already know i just love the smell of broken keyboards in the morning holy shit im typing so fast like you wouldnt believe

fuck man i like woke up this morning watched doctor who, like, one of the best tv shows ever dont get me wrongg cause it is dont agree? watch it and then realise how WRONG YOU ARE GOD DAMMIT.

SO THEN I WAS LIKE MAN ALL THE SCIENCE IN THIS SHOW IS SO PLAUSIBLE AND YET SO IMAGINATIVE AND GOD DAMMIT ITS SO COOL

SCIENCE..

OH FUCK

I STILL HARDLY RECOGNISE MOST OF THE PHYSICS STUFF FOR TOMORROW

FUCK TOMORROW IS PHYSICS

OH LOL TODAY IS MOTHERS DAY



this shit is off the hook. i am not high and im joking ok believe me please dont.

xrays and stuff, good for seeing structure, stuff like calcium absorbs xrays more willingly so youd get bone scans alot or whatever, but its a 3d image superimposed so like, fuck all with brain scans cause its hidden in your skull cant reach gahhhrarrrr
but then you get computed axial tomography which some people stupidly think they can just abbreviate to CT but CT these days also can include radioactive stuff including MRI scans so its quite WRONG but go ahead see if i care.
its a true 2d image, its a cross section, so quite literally you are removing one dimension instead of compacting it so you can also locate shit and whatever now as well which i spose is good, you can still find soft tissues and shit, like the tissues certain flat chested women put in their bra i dunno just sayin guys dosent mean im seriously but ok who cares i am we all know who is flat
now then even so you can use radioactive shit

oh god, dont get me started on radioactive shit

that shit is nasty

i mean cmon.
whenyougettheseunstableatomsduetoaunbalanceofneutrons,saybecauselikeidunnoitsgottaholdthestuffinwiththemassandallthatseriouslyguystherearethenucleonslikeprotonsandneutronsandshitmaniamtypinglikeatypewriterthisisalonglineofbsbutwhattheheyoknowthenwegot3thingsthathighschoolsaysatomsdotolikefixuptheirenergytomassratiosorsomefuckbutyeahitslikealphadecaybetadecayandgammaradiationandletmetellyoubeingexposedtoallthisisNOTthheshiz,ok?nowthen,alphadecaygbringsyouthegloriousionizingpotentialofaheliumnucleusthathasNOelectronssoitsgoingtofeastonthoseelectronslikeacertainflatchestedgirlfeedsontissuesamiriteohhohohobutanywayitdosentgofarcauseitssoeasilystopedduetoitschargeuknobutwhateveritsdangeroustotissuesorwhateverfuckingkillsithurtsmaneverbeenionizeditsnotrocketsciencebahanywaybetadecayhastwotypeselectronandpositronbetadecaysoforoneaneutronturnsintoaprotonlikeholyshitiknowsotobalancethischargeanelectronisproducedsowoah,makingallthisshitup?hellaintnotkiddingbutiaintfuckingshittingonthiscrapokandanantineutrinoisalsomadewhogivesashitthisstartsonlybyaweaknuculearforceorwhateversoyeahanywaytomakeapositronyoudhavetojustuseenergyontheshitsothenitturnsaprotonintoaneutron,andcreatesaposittronandaneutrino.goddamthisshitisoffthehooksobadimsayingitagainnowthenpositronsandelectronscanannihilateeachotyhermakingshitloadsofenergyintheformofgammaradiationandletsfaceitallthisshitisdeadlygammaradiationcanalsooccurfromotherformsofdecaybutwhatevernowthenwegetdevicesthatcanrecievealltheshitijustsaidandthenwetagthingsthathumanorgansmetabolisewiththeseparticlesthataregingtofuckingdecay

thats right, we are putting radioactive shit in our bodies.
let the cancer fly.

anyway, as i was saying
theradiowavesproducedthencanpinpointlocationswheretheshitmetabolises,nowthismetabolismcanoccurbecausetheorgannaturallydoesitbutwhentheresananomalythenyougotissuespalbecausequitefranklyyougotcancerohgoddammitsnapyouareinforpainnowidunnocancerisseriousbusinesssoletsnotjokeaboutthisoknowthen.

ok now x-rays
they are made by throwing electrons.
and there are two types.

oh man
those two types
theyaresoeasy
i cbf explaining them here. nor have you persevered to this point in time oh god have i ruined this blog post yet

now then, what else

OH SHIT

ENDOSCOPES

like ok guys

endoscopes

you got some awesome micro shit happening here

these things

they violate you, and then the can fix shit up microscopically

youve got total internal reflection when shit goes into less dense shit amirite it just swirls back once its past that critical angle

i mean like hey n sine theta when the n is greater then the light will get there later

ok now then hear me out kiddies cause we are now going to play with lasers

who the fuck says lazers tyhough, the acronym is light amplified by Stimulated emission of radiation

like who the fuck spells stimulated with a z. those kids need to get laid

oh ok shit dinners almost done, oh man, it is like gourmet fish with gourmet salad

oh and toast. toast is always gourmet

fucking toast. everyone fucking loves toast.

UKNO WHATS BETTER THAN TOAST? TOASTERS. I MEAN SIMPLE HIERACHY DUDE
THE TOASTER MAKES THE TOAST. IT IS THE GOD, OF TOAST.

NAH NOT REALLY
SOMETIMES WE GET SUNFLOWER OIL, HEAT IT UP REAAAAL NICE IN A PAN

CHUCK LIKE SPARE SCRAP BREAD ON

GOD DAM IT TASTES LIKE SEX. THE GOOD KIND, THE ONE YOU STARTED OR CONSENTED TO OR DESIRED IN THE FIRST PLACE

GOES WELL WITH RANDOM ASSORTED FRUITS, I RECCOMEND STRAWBERIES AND GRAPES AND LIKE CAKE OR SOME SHIT

WHY AM I NOT FAT. IN FACT IF I WANTED TO BE FAT, ID HAVE TO STUFF TISSUES IN MY CLOTHES OH SNAP THATS THE 3RD FLAT CHEST JOKE IVE MADE.

dont get me wrong. that shit is off the hook.

didnt i finish explaining endoscopes oh god who cares i dont fuck. im so hungry